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Science Fiction Collector, v. 5, issue 1, May 1939
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Page Twenty-Two -- Science Fiction Collector [line break] of Oblivion. Set Anachronistic Optics have Strange Vision. No Elixir of Progress needed to make them Glimpse Phantom Monsters. When The Moon Turned Green, The Lord of Tranercia followed suit -- for The Lords of the Stratosphere had just made him envious by developing Human Ants that performed menial tasks even better than his personal servant, The Ant With a Human Soul. The Blue Barbarians staged a Revolt, demanding the following things; (1}A Red Heritage, (2) The Orange God for a deity, and (3) The Purple Monster for a national mascot. (What a color motif! - X) The Prince of Space ardently exclaimed to The Lady of Lights "You're The Power And The Glory!" And she coyly returned: "Aw, you ain't so bad, yerself!" The Endless Chain was wrought in Vulcan's Workshop by The Gland Superman; who beat out each link with The Hammer of Thor. This is what I found in my mailbox this morning: (a)A Summons From Mars to appear in court there (seems that I deserted my wife at Crater 17, Near Tycho); (b) a Time For Sale ad; (c) an offer to make me The Mental Ultimate; (d) a proposition whereby I am to reveal The Secret of the Ring and receive in return a deed to, and all shares in, The Sunken Empire (memoranda: is the stock watered?); (e) a government conscription calling me to arms against Invasion by the Vandals of the Void; and, (f) a personal letter excitedly telling me that "The League of Decency" is about to clamp down on The Hidden Colony where I and a gang of fellow nudists hang out.
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Page Twenty-Two -- Science Fiction Collector [line break] of Oblivion. Set Anachronistic Optics have Strange Vision. No Elixir of Progress needed to make them Glimpse Phantom Monsters. When The Moon Turned Green, The Lord of Tranercia followed suit -- for The Lords of the Stratosphere had just made him envious by developing Human Ants that performed menial tasks even better than his personal servant, The Ant With a Human Soul. The Blue Barbarians staged a Revolt, demanding the following things; (1}A Red Heritage, (2) The Orange God for a deity, and (3) The Purple Monster for a national mascot. (What a color motif! - X) The Prince of Space ardently exclaimed to The Lady of Lights "You're The Power And The Glory!" And she coyly returned: "Aw, you ain't so bad, yerself!" The Endless Chain was wrought in Vulcan's Workshop by The Gland Superman; who beat out each link with The Hammer of Thor. This is what I found in my mailbox this morning: (a)A Summons From Mars to appear in court there (seems that I deserted my wife at Crater 17, Near Tycho); (b) a Time For Sale ad; (c) an offer to make me The Mental Ultimate; (d) a proposition whereby I am to reveal The Secret of the Ring and receive in return a deed to, and all shares in, The Sunken Empire (memoranda: is the stock watered?); (e) a government conscription calling me to arms against Invasion by the Vandals of the Void; and, (f) a personal letter excitedly telling me that "The League of Decency" is about to clamp down on The Hidden Colony where I and a gang of fellow nudists hang out.
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