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Fantasy Fiction Telegram, v. 1, issue 3, December 1936
Page 10
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FANTASY FICTION TELEGRAM we must make a dash for the exit. This fiend Knows no mercy. Wilma: But where is the exit? I seem to have lost all my sense of direction here. Cluck: Don't worry. I know this place backwards. Dr. Huer: That's just the trouble. Cluck: Why, once I even found a Janitor. Killer Chen: Well, you'll need him when I get through with you (Aside) Heh, heh! They think they are saved. But no one has ever escaped from this [Cretan?] Labrynth. (Sound effects denoting chase) I'll get you yet, Cluck Rogers, if I have to chase you into Bobby Banson's program! Wilma (panting): Cluck, I'm sure we've passed this place before. Dr. Huer: You're right. We're running in circles. This place must have been designed by the architect who built the Paramount theater. Look here! This room ..... Perhaps it leads to another exit. Let's try it. (Slamming door) Cluck: Safe at last! I wonder what all that machinery is for? (Sound effects as if Killer Cohen had just entered the room, when indeed he had). Killer Cohen: Heh, heh! ... Say, would you folks mind if I said hah, hah, for a change? This heh, heh is getting stale -- and no one likes stale heh. How's that Doo? Dr. Huer: I still like my Huey Long gag. Killer Cohen: (reverting to type): So you want to know what this machinery is for? Heh, heh! I mean hah, hah! This is a little invention I have been saving especially for you, Clucky Wucky. Its called the [Xanhytheraophaleostat?], and anyone that pronounces it can have it. Cluck: You can keep it. Killer Cohen: Enough of this tomfoolery. Prepare yourself for doom! When the pointer of this [autosemigraphoscope?] reaches the [illegible] bar of the [therucoetroportis?], the red [illegible] of the lapidical graph will drop down (Page 10)
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FANTASY FICTION TELEGRAM we must make a dash for the exit. This fiend Knows no mercy. Wilma: But where is the exit? I seem to have lost all my sense of direction here. Cluck: Don't worry. I know this place backwards. Dr. Huer: That's just the trouble. Cluck: Why, once I even found a Janitor. Killer Chen: Well, you'll need him when I get through with you (Aside) Heh, heh! They think they are saved. But no one has ever escaped from this [Cretan?] Labrynth. (Sound effects denoting chase) I'll get you yet, Cluck Rogers, if I have to chase you into Bobby Banson's program! Wilma (panting): Cluck, I'm sure we've passed this place before. Dr. Huer: You're right. We're running in circles. This place must have been designed by the architect who built the Paramount theater. Look here! This room ..... Perhaps it leads to another exit. Let's try it. (Slamming door) Cluck: Safe at last! I wonder what all that machinery is for? (Sound effects as if Killer Cohen had just entered the room, when indeed he had). Killer Cohen: Heh, heh! ... Say, would you folks mind if I said hah, hah, for a change? This heh, heh is getting stale -- and no one likes stale heh. How's that Doo? Dr. Huer: I still like my Huey Long gag. Killer Cohen: (reverting to type): So you want to know what this machinery is for? Heh, heh! I mean hah, hah! This is a little invention I have been saving especially for you, Clucky Wucky. Its called the [Xanhytheraophaleostat?], and anyone that pronounces it can have it. Cluck: You can keep it. Killer Cohen: Enough of this tomfoolery. Prepare yourself for doom! When the pointer of this [autosemigraphoscope?] reaches the [illegible] bar of the [therucoetroportis?], the red [illegible] of the lapidical graph will drop down (Page 10)
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