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Le Zombie, v. 4, issue 1, whole no. 36, January 1941
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Read VOM dime a copy Box 6475, Metro Station Los Angeles, Cal. Squire Pong views the news in THE FAN MIRROR We see by the latest Lowndes' Le Vombiteur (Vol.3 #2) that another "border incident" has occured at a Queensie meeting. Somebody pushed somebody else's chest. Then somebody else pushed somebody else's chest. No one said "oh you kid! Woo woo!" when they pushed. Sykora had a full house and planned on taking the pile. Wilson bluffed with a pair of aces and called him. Burford popped up with a royal flush. The bldg. manager won; he showed up with two jack 'o clubs. Everyone exited with a poker face. Sykora took the platform to campaign in a manner a credit to anyprofessional baby-kisser. But several babes had already been kissed. One got his ear knicked. The gist of the matter is that some dirty Futurians invaded the Queensie grounds after having been invited. But then Futurians are noted for their gall. We remember last year when Holland invaded Germany and darned near ruined the fatherland. Moskowitz is said to have slipped up behind Burford and pinned his arms down. This was to protect Burford from himself. He might have hurt himself; he was swinging pretty wildly. It was then that Sykora is alleged to have examined the Burford ear. Probably wanted to determine if it was fastened securely. Quite a large audience enjoyed the games. No one volunteered to umpire the event. There was always the danger of flying pop bottles. Sec'y Feldman deplored the incident. So did Director Tiger. They were the ones said to be responsible for the invitations. Maybe it never occured to them they were officers. And had forty or so votes behind 'em. A communist and a foreign alien is a person invited to a party and who refuses to leave when you tell him to. A Futurian is somebody who perhaps used to be one of those things, and who has the gall to insist he was invited to come to your meeting. He is also unAmerican when you are forced to throw him out, bodily. We deplore unAmericans. A true American is one of a small minority who don't like the way the majority are running things. And takes law and order into his own hands to make sure he has his way. To hell with the majority. The majority is only a club with thirty or forty votes and too weak to make use of their power. Futurians got their side of the story spread around the country in the "firstest and the fastest" Maybe they worked all night, in shifts.Must have been waiting at the window for the postoffice to open next morning. They wanted to make sure we got an accurate and unbiased version. The editor of Fantasy News (Gentlemen! The opposition.) was one of the guys what got pushed. He might be biased. PONG
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Read VOM dime a copy Box 6475, Metro Station Los Angeles, Cal. Squire Pong views the news in THE FAN MIRROR We see by the latest Lowndes' Le Vombiteur (Vol.3 #2) that another "border incident" has occured at a Queensie meeting. Somebody pushed somebody else's chest. Then somebody else pushed somebody else's chest. No one said "oh you kid! Woo woo!" when they pushed. Sykora had a full house and planned on taking the pile. Wilson bluffed with a pair of aces and called him. Burford popped up with a royal flush. The bldg. manager won; he showed up with two jack 'o clubs. Everyone exited with a poker face. Sykora took the platform to campaign in a manner a credit to anyprofessional baby-kisser. But several babes had already been kissed. One got his ear knicked. The gist of the matter is that some dirty Futurians invaded the Queensie grounds after having been invited. But then Futurians are noted for their gall. We remember last year when Holland invaded Germany and darned near ruined the fatherland. Moskowitz is said to have slipped up behind Burford and pinned his arms down. This was to protect Burford from himself. He might have hurt himself; he was swinging pretty wildly. It was then that Sykora is alleged to have examined the Burford ear. Probably wanted to determine if it was fastened securely. Quite a large audience enjoyed the games. No one volunteered to umpire the event. There was always the danger of flying pop bottles. Sec'y Feldman deplored the incident. So did Director Tiger. They were the ones said to be responsible for the invitations. Maybe it never occured to them they were officers. And had forty or so votes behind 'em. A communist and a foreign alien is a person invited to a party and who refuses to leave when you tell him to. A Futurian is somebody who perhaps used to be one of those things, and who has the gall to insist he was invited to come to your meeting. He is also unAmerican when you are forced to throw him out, bodily. We deplore unAmericans. A true American is one of a small minority who don't like the way the majority are running things. And takes law and order into his own hands to make sure he has his way. To hell with the majority. The majority is only a club with thirty or forty votes and too weak to make use of their power. Futurians got their side of the story spread around the country in the "firstest and the fastest" Maybe they worked all night, in shifts.Must have been waiting at the window for the postoffice to open next morning. They wanted to make sure we got an accurate and unbiased version. The editor of Fantasy News (Gentlemen! The opposition.) was one of the guys what got pushed. He might be biased. PONG
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