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Futuria Fantasia, v. 1, issue 2, Fall 1939
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10 One day the inevitable happened. Tobias J. Koot split in half, with a faint ripping sound and a despairing wail. He was, of course, buried in two coffins and in two graves, the wretched man's fate pursuing him even beyond death. Well, you can understand how I feel, what with the mirror, the cats in sunsuits and the weasel. Or haven't I mentioned the weasel? I mean the brown one, of course, and he is, perhaps, worst of all. It isn't what he says so much as his sneering, ironic tone. The other weasels, who live in the spare bedroom with the colt, were happy enuf till HE arrived, but now THEY are arranging a schism. As you will readily see, something must be done about it before science-fiction collapses and the standard falls trailing into the dust. I suggest that we mobilize, and, to avoid dissension, give everybody the rank of general. Then, first of all, we can march to my house and get rid of that weasel. The Brown One, of course. The others are welcome to stay as long as they life. I feel that they are weak rather than wicked, and need only a good excuse, or should I say example, in order to brace themselves up. Contributions to the fund for the mobilization of science-fiction and the extermination of brown weasels may be sent to me in care of this magazine. Do not delay. Each moment you wait brings us closer to doom, and, besides, I need a new piano. H.K. READ freehafer's POLARIS! 404 S. Lake Ave. Pasadena, Calif. 10c [Image of a topless and barefoot woman leaning back and tossing fire from her left hand to her right. Signed Bok.]
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10 One day the inevitable happened. Tobias J. Koot split in half, with a faint ripping sound and a despairing wail. He was, of course, buried in two coffins and in two graves, the wretched man's fate pursuing him even beyond death. Well, you can understand how I feel, what with the mirror, the cats in sunsuits and the weasel. Or haven't I mentioned the weasel? I mean the brown one, of course, and he is, perhaps, worst of all. It isn't what he says so much as his sneering, ironic tone. The other weasels, who live in the spare bedroom with the colt, were happy enuf till HE arrived, but now THEY are arranging a schism. As you will readily see, something must be done about it before science-fiction collapses and the standard falls trailing into the dust. I suggest that we mobilize, and, to avoid dissension, give everybody the rank of general. Then, first of all, we can march to my house and get rid of that weasel. The Brown One, of course. The others are welcome to stay as long as they life. I feel that they are weak rather than wicked, and need only a good excuse, or should I say example, in order to brace themselves up. Contributions to the fund for the mobilization of science-fiction and the extermination of brown weasels may be sent to me in care of this magazine. Do not delay. Each moment you wait brings us closer to doom, and, besides, I need a new piano. H.K. READ freehafer's POLARIS! 404 S. Lake Ave. Pasadena, Calif. 10c [Image of a topless and barefoot woman leaning back and tossing fire from her left hand to her right. Signed Bok.]
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