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Pluto, v. 1, issue 4, September 1940

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OUR BARGAIN DEPT. BEST BUYS OF USED PAPER, INK & STAPLES

WHEREIN WE WISH TO PROVE TO U THAT VOM IS A PUNKER MAG THAN PLUTO!

   We, the publishers of VOM, don't deny that PLUTO is plenty PUNK---- (for what could one expect from an ILLITERATE SEANCE & RABBIES CLUB?) 
   What is PUNK?
   Let us consider the dictionary definition: A slow burning substance used to ignite fire-works.
   Alryt, many a reader of VOM does a slow-burn.
   Also our publication is very pyrotechnical.
   Let us approach the proof of our punkness from another angle: PUNK is very cheap. All X. Lookit all U get in VOM for a solitary little dime: 65 lines of elite type per pg! Lithographicovers;Inserts!Colors! Xtra articles every now and then like the well remembered Rothmanuscript reprint---"The Magazine That Nearly Was" & Carnell's Latest---The Final Brickbat! 
   Lastly, less any doubt should still exist in your mind about VOM's bein' entityld to the motto "The Punkest Magazine"...U very often hear its CO-EDS called BIG PUNKS. What further proof do U need?
   If U're in a FUNK, PLUNK a dime in the mail for the PUNK PUBLICATION: VOICE OF THE IMAGI-NATION, Bx 6475 Met Sta, Los Angeles, Cal.
    (This is a payd Ad-----Forry & Morojo.)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
   GIRAFFES HAVE NO VOCAL CHORDS 

But we have; and we shout that FANFARE is a FAN MAG to put on your must list! (#4 Soon)

The first FAN MAG to feature a MUTANT cover!

GASP!! at the weird and uncanny stories- - - -and

THINK over the thoughts in our timely articles

SHUDDER!! at the sinister things revealed in FANFARE!

All this and FOO, too from editor Francisco Paro, 125 W. 6th Street, South Boston, Massachucets.
            (Signed)

 The Stranger Club

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OUR BARGAIN DEPT. BEST BUYS OF USED PAPER, INK & STAPLES WHEREIN WE WISH TO PROVE TO U THAT VOM IS A PUNKER MAG THAN PLUTO! We, the publishers of VOM, don't deny that PLUTO is plenty PUNK---- (for what could one expect from an ILLITERATE SEANCE & RABBIES CLUB?) What is PUNK? Let us consider the dictionary definition: A slow burning substance used to ignite fire-works. Alryt, many a reader of VOM does a slow-burn. Also our publication is very pyrotechnical. Let us approach the proof of our punkness from another angle: PUNK is very cheap. All X. Lookit all U get in VOM for a solitary little dime: 65 lines of elite type per pg! Lithographicovers;Inserts!Colors! Xtra articles every now and then like the well remembered Rothmanuscript reprint---"The Magazine That Nearly Was" & Carnell's Latest---The Final Brickbat! Lastly, less any doubt should still exist in your mind about VOM's bein' entityld to the motto "The Punkest Magazine"...U very often hear its CO-EDS called BIG PUNKS. What further proof do U need? If U're in a FUNK, PLUNK a dime in the mail for the PUNK PUBLICATION: VOICE OF THE IMAGI-NATION, Bx 6475 Met Sta, Los Angeles, Cal. (This is a payd Ad-----Forry & Morojo.) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - GIRAFFES HAVE NO VOCAL CHORDS But we have; and we shout that FANFARE is a FAN MAG to put on your must list! (#4 Soon) The first FAN MAG to feature a MUTANT cover! GASP!! at the weird and uncanny stories- - - -and THINK over the thoughts in our timely articles SHUDDER!! at the sinister things revealed in FANFARE! All this and FOO, too from editor Francisco Paro, 125 W. 6th Street, South Boston, Massachucets. (Signed) The Stranger Club