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Ladies Against Women, 1980-1983
Illustrated Guide To L.A.W. Dress Codes
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ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO L.A.W. Dress Codes KEEP SIGNS PETITE IN SIZE FOR INDOORS— YOU ARE A LADY. HOT PINK TAGBOARD WITH DARK BLUE LETTERS IS NICE. PALE COLORED LETTERS SHOULD BE OUTLINED IN BLACK FOR PHOTOS. COMPLIMENT YOUR ATTIRE. You're Nobody Til You're Mrs. Somebody. LIPSTICK SHOULD BE ORANGE OR PINK. YOUNGER LADIES CAN GO AS FAR AS BERRY AND STILL LOOK RIGHT. OUR FAVORITES ARE ANITA TYRANT ORANGE, ANTI-PINKO PINK, AND BERRY GOLDWATER. POLYESTER IS REQUIRED. FURS ARE ENCOURAGED. COLLECT ENDANGERED ACCESSORIES. FLAUNT YOU ASSETTS. APRONS ARE OPTIONAL. IF CHOSEN, THEY SHOULD BE DRESSY, NON-FUNCTIONAL, AND DESIGNER LABELED. LARGE SIGNATURES ARE EASIER TO READ. MANY OF OUR AFFILIATE GROUPS ARE CHOOSING HANKIES OR GLOVES AS A "UNIFORM" OF LADYHOOD. PASTEL COLORS ARE EVER SO NICE . CURLERS ARE VULGAR (ANYONE WHO MUST GET READY TO MEET HUBBY WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM WORK WILL OF COURSE HAVE THE CONSIDERATION TO COVER HER CURLERS WITH A SCARF.) PALE PANTYHOSE, PLEASE: ANEMIC AND HOSTAGE ARE NICE COLORS. SUNTAN HOSE HAVE A HEDONISTIC CASTE TO THEM. COFFEE LOOKS PRACTICALLY COLORED. LADIES WILL PLEASE REFRAIN FROM WEARING SLIPPERS OR FLAT SHOES. HIGH HEELS REMIND US TO STAY UP ON OUR PEDESTALS FOLLOW NANCY'S LEADS. LOOK TO PHYLLIS FOR GOOD IDEAS IN POLKA DOTS AND RUFFLES. MEN'S AUXILLIARY DRESS CODE: WESTERN SHIRTS REQUIRE NO TIE, OTHERWISE OPT FOR A PATRIOTIC TIE PRINT MINISTERS AND LAWYERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO SHOW UP, THEY ARE SO TASTEFUL! NOT A THING TO WEAR ON THE PICKET LINE? FASHION QUANDRY? WRITE NATIONAL L.A.W., 1600 WOOLSEY, BERKELEY, CA. 94703 © Art: Bill Maschke '82
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ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO L.A.W. Dress Codes KEEP SIGNS PETITE IN SIZE FOR INDOORS— YOU ARE A LADY. HOT PINK TAGBOARD WITH DARK BLUE LETTERS IS NICE. PALE COLORED LETTERS SHOULD BE OUTLINED IN BLACK FOR PHOTOS. COMPLIMENT YOUR ATTIRE. You're Nobody Til You're Mrs. Somebody. LIPSTICK SHOULD BE ORANGE OR PINK. YOUNGER LADIES CAN GO AS FAR AS BERRY AND STILL LOOK RIGHT. OUR FAVORITES ARE ANITA TYRANT ORANGE, ANTI-PINKO PINK, AND BERRY GOLDWATER. POLYESTER IS REQUIRED. FURS ARE ENCOURAGED. COLLECT ENDANGERED ACCESSORIES. FLAUNT YOU ASSETTS. APRONS ARE OPTIONAL. IF CHOSEN, THEY SHOULD BE DRESSY, NON-FUNCTIONAL, AND DESIGNER LABELED. LARGE SIGNATURES ARE EASIER TO READ. MANY OF OUR AFFILIATE GROUPS ARE CHOOSING HANKIES OR GLOVES AS A "UNIFORM" OF LADYHOOD. PASTEL COLORS ARE EVER SO NICE . CURLERS ARE VULGAR (ANYONE WHO MUST GET READY TO MEET HUBBY WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM WORK WILL OF COURSE HAVE THE CONSIDERATION TO COVER HER CURLERS WITH A SCARF.) PALE PANTYHOSE, PLEASE: ANEMIC AND HOSTAGE ARE NICE COLORS. SUNTAN HOSE HAVE A HEDONISTIC CASTE TO THEM. COFFEE LOOKS PRACTICALLY COLORED. LADIES WILL PLEASE REFRAIN FROM WEARING SLIPPERS OR FLAT SHOES. HIGH HEELS REMIND US TO STAY UP ON OUR PEDESTALS FOLLOW NANCY'S LEADS. LOOK TO PHYLLIS FOR GOOD IDEAS IN POLKA DOTS AND RUFFLES. MEN'S AUXILLIARY DRESS CODE: WESTERN SHIRTS REQUIRE NO TIE, OTHERWISE OPT FOR A PATRIOTIC TIE PRINT MINISTERS AND LAWYERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO SHOW UP, THEY ARE SO TASTEFUL! NOT A THING TO WEAR ON THE PICKET LINE? FASHION QUANDRY? WRITE NATIONAL L.A.W., 1600 WOOLSEY, BERKELEY, CA. 94703 © Art: Bill Maschke '82
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