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Ladies Against Women, 1980-1983

1982-11-17 Ladies Against Women Honor Phyllis Schafly

Ladies Against Women 
1600 Woolsey St,. Box 7, Berkeley, CA 94703

Media Contact Trainee:
Virginia Cholesterol
L.A.W message service:
(415)841-6500x331

ANNOUNCEMENT: 

For Release[struck out] Weds., Nov. 17:
Release is a Naughty Word! 

LADIES AGAINST WOMEN HONOR PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY

There will be a tasteful and feminine picket reception for the anti-ERA leaderette Phyllis Schlafly on November 17 at 7pm outside the San Francisco State University Gym for an hour prior to her making of the traditional English dish, mincemeat, out of her uppity female opponent, Deirdre English, in a debate. We hope Phyllis drops by for our surprize. 
    Ladies Against Women, or LAW, is a national group of adult girls who want to bring back the good old days, whenever they were. We pursue our goal  by demonstrating the logic and charm of super traditional values, and calling (softly) for strong laws to eliminate confusing choices. 
   The Ladies will salute Phyllis for her recent successes and urge her to go a step further:
   - Repeal the Ladies' vote: it's suffering, not suffrage, that keeps us up on our pedestals. If God hadn't wanted us up on pedestals. he would never have made us shorter than our husbands. Fight the gender gap, Phyllis! 
   - Extend the right to life to ALL Americans: protect the unconceived! Men murder billions of innocent little ones everyday through sinful filthy habits. Sperm are people too! Call for a Constitutional Ammendment against Menstruation, Masturbation, and other forms of Mass Murder. 
    - Yes, Phyllis, God sent us Herpes to take the pleasure out of sex. Procreation, not Recreation! We are urging the untouchables be rounded up and sent to the first Herper Coloney, to be established here in S.F. 
    Ladies Against Women rejoice that what was good enough for the Dark Ages is good enough for the Reagan Years.

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Ladies Against Women 1600 Woolsey St,. Box 7, Berkeley, CA 94703 Media Contact Trainee: Virginia Cholesterol L.A.W message service: (415)841-6500x331 ANNOUNCEMENT: For Release[struck out] Weds., Nov. 17: Release is a Naughty Word! LADIES AGAINST WOMEN HONOR PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY There will be a tasteful and feminine picket reception for the anti-ERA leaderette Phyllis Schlafly on November 17 at 7pm outside the San Francisco State University Gym for an hour prior to her making of the traditional English dish, mincemeat, out of her uppity female opponent, Deirdre English, in a debate. We hope Phyllis drops by for our surprize. Ladies Against Women, or LAW, is a national group of adult girls who want to bring back the good old days, whenever they were. We pursue our goal by demonstrating the logic and charm of super traditional values, and calling (softly) for strong laws to eliminate confusing choices. The Ladies will salute Phyllis for her recent successes and urge her to go a step further: - Repeal the Ladies' vote: it's suffering, not suffrage, that keeps us up on our pedestals. If God hadn't wanted us up on pedestals. he would never have made us shorter than our husbands. Fight the gender gap, Phyllis! - Extend the right to life to ALL Americans: protect the unconceived! Men murder billions of innocent little ones everyday through sinful filthy habits. Sperm are people too! Call for a Constitutional Ammendment against Menstruation, Masturbation, and other forms of Mass Murder. - Yes, Phyllis, God sent us Herpes to take the pleasure out of sex. Procreation, not Recreation! We are urging the untouchables be rounded up and sent to the first Herper Coloney, to be established here in S.F. Ladies Against Women rejoice that what was good enough for the Dark Ages is good enough for the Reagan Years.