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Ladies Against Women, 1980-1983
Bake Sale For the Pentagon
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BAKE SALE for the Pentagon Twinkies From Scratch: Blend at high speed "pulverise" "obliterate" or "cyclatron": 1 tub cool whip 1/2 jar cremora or other non-nutritive non-dairy latex whitener a dash of insect repellant (to keep it tidy & sanitary.) Unwrap a frozen dolly angel-food cake. Snip into twinkie cross sections with kitchen shears. Fill with creme. Wrap in gladwrap, seal in your microwave. Chocolate Chip cookies : Mix well: 1 roll slice 'n' bake cookies 2 jars of porcelana freckle and age spot remover. This makes 3 dozen cookies without unsightly blemishes. MAKE AMERICA A MAN AGAIN !! GROUND ZERO 100 YARDS Naval Supply Depot The Pentagon Recipe: White Sugar White Flour White Power! Homemade HO-HO $1 billion for a fleet of AWACS planes. (No checks) Recipes almost as tasty and nutritious as the originals! Set up your bake-sale sign and goodies on a nice cloth-draped table near your favorite military targets. Concept ©1982 Gail Williams/Plutonium Players Bill Maschke '82
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BAKE SALE for the Pentagon Twinkies From Scratch: Blend at high speed "pulverise" "obliterate" or "cyclatron": 1 tub cool whip 1/2 jar cremora or other non-nutritive non-dairy latex whitener a dash of insect repellant (to keep it tidy & sanitary.) Unwrap a frozen dolly angel-food cake. Snip into twinkie cross sections with kitchen shears. Fill with creme. Wrap in gladwrap, seal in your microwave. Chocolate Chip cookies : Mix well: 1 roll slice 'n' bake cookies 2 jars of porcelana freckle and age spot remover. This makes 3 dozen cookies without unsightly blemishes. MAKE AMERICA A MAN AGAIN !! GROUND ZERO 100 YARDS Naval Supply Depot The Pentagon Recipe: White Sugar White Flour White Power! Homemade HO-HO $1 billion for a fleet of AWACS planes. (No checks) Recipes almost as tasty and nutritious as the originals! Set up your bake-sale sign and goodies on a nice cloth-draped table near your favorite military targets. Concept ©1982 Gail Williams/Plutonium Players Bill Maschke '82
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