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En Garde, whole no. 17, April 1946
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page 2 THE MAD SCIENTIST FAILS AGAIN (A Short Resume) By Dale Hart CHAPTER ONE Mad scientist irritates protoplasm with toe of his shoe. Protoplasm belongs to reporter; he is irritated. Reporter belongs to beautiful girl; she is irritated. Beautiful girl belongs to scientist; he is irrit---say, I've already said that he is mad. CHAPTER TWO Scientist's daughter gets good and sore. Threatens to tell everything if reporter isn't apologized to and installed on the sofa with her. Scientist gets damn good and sore. Refuses to apologize. Reporter comes back at this juncture. Out he flies, again. CHAPTER THREE Girl tells everything. G-men lock scientist up. His protests that he had no such plans. G-men scoff. They're wise. Aren't his kind always planning to conquer the world or something? Open-and-shut case. CHAPTER FOUR Whee! The world is saved. He gets her. She gets him. scientists gets it. [[illustration]] AL
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page 2 THE MAD SCIENTIST FAILS AGAIN (A Short Resume) By Dale Hart CHAPTER ONE Mad scientist irritates protoplasm with toe of his shoe. Protoplasm belongs to reporter; he is irritated. Reporter belongs to beautiful girl; she is irritated. Beautiful girl belongs to scientist; he is irrit---say, I've already said that he is mad. CHAPTER TWO Scientist's daughter gets good and sore. Threatens to tell everything if reporter isn't apologized to and installed on the sofa with her. Scientist gets damn good and sore. Refuses to apologize. Reporter comes back at this juncture. Out he flies, again. CHAPTER THREE Girl tells everything. G-men lock scientist up. His protests that he had no such plans. G-men scoff. They're wise. Aren't his kind always planning to conquer the world or something? Open-and-shut case. CHAPTER FOUR Whee! The world is saved. He gets her. She gets him. scientists gets it. [[illustration]] AL
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