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Le Zombie, v. 4, issue 5, whole no. 40, July 1941
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OLIVER KING SMITH GHOST WRITING AGENCY SUICIDES OUR SPECIALTY Are you tired of fandom? Want to "break clean"? Wish to avoid refunding subscriptions on your fanzine? Desire a return to sanity, sanctity of the home, and a private love-life? Then avail yourself of our - -ASSORTED SERVICES- Ordinary suicide engineered - $10.00 Fancy " " - 12.50 Fan-special " " - 19.75 (base rates) Fanzines dedicated to your name or memory, $1 per fanzine. Simply obituaries or eulogies furnished to fanzines, already set up in proof form for easy stenciling, 25¢ per fanzine. Assorted "last letters" mailed, and collections disposed of at a profit, for reasonable fees. Bridges burned free of charge with our Fancy, and Fan-special; 25¢ extra on Ordinary cases. Doors left open for dignified return, $2.50 per door. -OTHER ASSORTED SERVICES- Start a new fan in another city! Begin fan life over again. We can supply authentic "old timer" backgrounds on 24-hour notice! Low down on the popularity poll? Investigate our special rates for making you "number one fan" in three months time! We have living proof our service is satisfactory! Testimonials (translated into plain English) furnished to prospective customers. Confidential! Want to win prizes? We will conveniently place obstacles in your to be surmounted. Let us make your trip to Denver hell! -or- Let us do the dirty work for you! We carry in stock a complete line of dummy fans to be hurled over cliffs and tossed into swirling waters. You collect the prizes and pay us a small fee. SEND FOR OUR ILLUSTRATED BOOKLETS We offer many services to the fans of a confidential nature! We can engineer almost any coup de grace in fandom for you. Do not soil your hands! We are in business to serve you! Investigate!
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OLIVER KING SMITH GHOST WRITING AGENCY SUICIDES OUR SPECIALTY Are you tired of fandom? Want to "break clean"? Wish to avoid refunding subscriptions on your fanzine? Desire a return to sanity, sanctity of the home, and a private love-life? Then avail yourself of our - -ASSORTED SERVICES- Ordinary suicide engineered - $10.00 Fancy " " - 12.50 Fan-special " " - 19.75 (base rates) Fanzines dedicated to your name or memory, $1 per fanzine. Simply obituaries or eulogies furnished to fanzines, already set up in proof form for easy stenciling, 25¢ per fanzine. Assorted "last letters" mailed, and collections disposed of at a profit, for reasonable fees. Bridges burned free of charge with our Fancy, and Fan-special; 25¢ extra on Ordinary cases. Doors left open for dignified return, $2.50 per door. -OTHER ASSORTED SERVICES- Start a new fan in another city! Begin fan life over again. We can supply authentic "old timer" backgrounds on 24-hour notice! Low down on the popularity poll? Investigate our special rates for making you "number one fan" in three months time! We have living proof our service is satisfactory! Testimonials (translated into plain English) furnished to prospective customers. Confidential! Want to win prizes? We will conveniently place obstacles in your to be surmounted. Let us make your trip to Denver hell! -or- Let us do the dirty work for you! We carry in stock a complete line of dummy fans to be hurled over cliffs and tossed into swirling waters. You collect the prizes and pay us a small fee. SEND FOR OUR ILLUSTRATED BOOKLETS We offer many services to the fans of a confidential nature! We can engineer almost any coup de grace in fandom for you. Do not soil your hands! We are in business to serve you! Investigate!
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