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Sun Spots, v. 4, issue 4, whole no. 16, March 1941

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March, 141.  SUN SPOTS  Page 15

SEE BACK COVER  DEATH ON JUPITER  PLUTO NEXT MONTH!
By Roderick "Paul" Gaetz, Esq.

FLASH: "Uncle John Invades Jupiter!"  FLASH: (That second flash was Uncle John leaving Jupiter.)  Despite his rather hasty retreat, our brave hero was there long enough to present me with a comparitively full picture of the goings-on.  When he first stepped from his luxurious space derilect, on to the hard brown soil of the largest planet, he was greeted by the good earth, which came up very fast to meet him.  Yes, he had over looked the terrific gravity.  Also on the welcoming committee were the cutest little reptiles that ever made a death dealing lunge at him.  Due to his prone position, however, the revolting little creatures wizzed over his head, and upon hitting the hard metal shell of his super space paramulator, disindergrated into fine dust.  Uncle John, crawling along on all fours, finally grappled to the door, and pulled himself into an upright position, glanced hastily at the flora, and crawled inside where he could view things with safety.  Once again in the safe interior of his space-canoe, he soon found much to his suprirse and horror, that he had locked himself in with half a dozen of the Jovians.  (That was his story, and he's stuck with it!)  He started throwing empty bottles at them.  (He had lots of empty bottles, not that Uncle John is a drinking man, but!) Every time he hit one, it would turn into a little pile of dust.  After killing five of the "monsters" he exhausted his supply of bottles, which was enough to prove that he wasn't a very good shot!  One of the little vipers (not windshield vipers either) coiled himself, and got ready to strike.  Uncle John grasped a full bottle, killed it, and then the snake.  Then Uncle John McGregor sat down to study the flora.  (Not floor you dope, flora, get it?)  --RRG

(Drawing of a train, signed RG) Going To The Denvention?
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March, 141. SUN SPOTS Page 15 SEE BACK COVER DEATH ON JUPITER PLUTO NEXT MONTH! By Roderick "Paul" Gaetz, Esq. FLASH: "Uncle John Invades Jupiter!" FLASH: (That second flash was Uncle John leaving Jupiter.) Despite his rather hasty retreat, our brave hero was there long enough to present me with a comparitively full picture of the goings-on. When he first stepped from his luxurious space derilect, on to the hard brown soil of the largest planet, he was greeted by the good earth, which came up very fast to meet him. Yes, he had over looked the terrific gravity. Also on the welcoming committee were the cutest little reptiles that ever made a death dealing lunge at him. Due to his prone position, however, the revolting little creatures wizzed over his head, and upon hitting the hard metal shell of his super space paramulator, disindergrated into fine dust. Uncle John, crawling along on all fours, finally grappled to the door, and pulled himself into an upright position, glanced hastily at the flora, and crawled inside where he could view things with safety. Once again in the safe interior of his space-canoe, he soon found much to his suprirse and horror, that he had locked himself in with half a dozen of the Jovians. (That was his story, and he's stuck with it!) He started throwing empty bottles at them. (He had lots of empty bottles, not that Uncle John is a drinking man, but!) Every time he hit one, it would turn into a little pile of dust. After killing five of the "monsters" he exhausted his supply of bottles, which was enough to prove that he wasn't a very good shot! One of the little vipers (not windshield vipers either) coiled himself, and got ready to strike. Uncle John grasped a full bottle, killed it, and then the snake. Then Uncle John McGregor sat down to study the flora. (Not floor you dope, flora, get it?) --RRG (Drawing of a train, signed RG) Going To The Denvention? Double the enjoyment of your trip by taking advantage of the lowest rail fares in history, and luxurious trains at popular prices. Go to the Denvention by one route, visit both coasts, and return by another route for only $90 in modern air-conditioned coaches. Consult your local ticket agent for details.