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Snide, issue 2, February 1941
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'The Liver's in the river!' 'Drag will you swim out and get him?' asked Captain Past. ...Silence... 'Otto will you swim out and get him?' ...Silence! Two minutes later Captain Past returned wet, with the Liver in his hand. 'His case broke,' moaned the Wizard. 'Messy isn't it,' hissed Otto. Otto was always humane. 'Well, get the frying pan,' said Captain Past. 'We can't let him lie around indefinitely.' 'Oh, that's a lot of rot,' said Drag. 'If it isn't now it will be in a minute,' hissed Otto. Half an hour later the three comrades were off to Washington. Captain Past licked his chops and hissed [?] 'The Liver was more use dead than alive anyway. Boy did he taste good!' 'Did he?' hissed Drag and Otto. As they entered the Capitol Building, Captain Past flashed his famous charm bracelet, which had the nine planets revolving around it. It was run by a small gas motor which he carried in back pocket. The power lines sometimes got mixed up in what he was doing, and for that reason the nine planets were not in an orthodox position. This admitted him at once. He rushed into the President's study, with Drag and Otto close in front. The President was lying on his 11
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'The Liver's in the river!' 'Drag will you swim out and get him?' asked Captain Past. ...Silence... 'Otto will you swim out and get him?' ...Silence! Two minutes later Captain Past returned wet, with the Liver in his hand. 'His case broke,' moaned the Wizard. 'Messy isn't it,' hissed Otto. Otto was always humane. 'Well, get the frying pan,' said Captain Past. 'We can't let him lie around indefinitely.' 'Oh, that's a lot of rot,' said Drag. 'If it isn't now it will be in a minute,' hissed Otto. Half an hour later the three comrades were off to Washington. Captain Past licked his chops and hissed [?] 'The Liver was more use dead than alive anyway. Boy did he taste good!' 'Did he?' hissed Drag and Otto. As they entered the Capitol Building, Captain Past flashed his famous charm bracelet, which had the nine planets revolving around it. It was run by a small gas motor which he carried in back pocket. The power lines sometimes got mixed up in what he was doing, and for that reason the nine planets were not in an orthodox position. This admitted him at once. He rushed into the President's study, with Drag and Otto close in front. The President was lying on his 11
"O Liver está no rio!" "Drag, você vai nadar e tirá-lo de lá?" perguntou Capitão Past. ...Silêncio... "Otto, você vai nadar e tirá-lo de lá?" ...Silêncio! Dois minutos depois Capitão Past voltou molhado, com Liver em sua Mãos. "A caixa dele quebrou", suspirou o Feiticeiro. "Que bagunça em", sussurou Otto. Otto sempre fora humano. "Bom, pegue a frigideira" disse Capitão Past. "Não podemos deixá-lo aí deitado indefinidamente". "Ah, quanta asneira", disse Drag. "Se não for agora será em um minuto", sibilou Otto. Meia hora depois, os três camaradas estavam partindo par Washington. Capitão Past lambeu os beiços e assobiou [?]. "O Liver era mais útil morto do que vivo, de qualquer maneira". Cara, ele estava saboroso!" "Estava, não é mesmo?" responderam Drag e Otto. Conforme entravam no Capitol Building, Capitão Past mostrou sua famosa pulseira brilhante, que continha os nove planetas ao seu redor. Era movido por um pegueno motor a gás que ele carregava em seu bolso de trás. Os fios de energia as vezes se embaralhavam no que ele estava fazendo, e por esse motivo, os nove planetas não estavam numa posição ortodoxa. Isso o admitiu imediatamente. Ele correu para a sala do presidente, com Drag e Otto logo atrás. O presidente estava debruçado
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