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El Laberinto, 1971-1987
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COCKROACH VS. SIZE #9 The mother creeps cautiously across last night's remains, looking in all directions; feeling for the safest way to make it to the bag of stale (Fried-To-A-Crackly-Cruch) CHEETOS. She makes a run for it! Look at her go! Damn those things can move. stomp stomp missed...shit Where did she go now? I should have known-- behind the Doritos. Come out and fight like a woman. Oh shit! There she goes. stomp stomp CruncH Oh no, she's still alive with two legs & half of a body, her antennae waving frantically once again, feeling for the right path once again, for survival otra vez.. stomp CruncH a split-second period of mourning for a Cucaracha and Size No.9 is back in -Action- *-*-*-*-*-* DESTRAMPE!! [hand drawing of bug spray] IOWA CITY (CIASU) -- According to Special Support Services spokesman, Jolene Fields, a new liason position has been created to mediate differences between the Chicano-Indian American Student and SSS. The idea for this position surfaced when several persons expressed the need for a neutral figure to referee SSS andCIASU encounter sessions. In response to this need department chiefs met las Sunday afternoon at home of an anonymous staff member to discuss the specific responsibilities and title of this proposed addition to their "family." In order to satisfy federal rulings, the Iowa Human Rights Policy, and similar regulations which prohibit titles discriminating against race, color, sex, cats, dogs, and even pet rocks, it was decided that the newly created position would be called the Legal Coordinator of Active Conflictual Affairs, more easily referred to as LeCACA. The job description has been "tentatively" outlined and states, in brief, that LeCACA will work outside the normal office hours at both SSS and the CIACC (with entrance keys of course) to do extensive research which will be stored in large yellow bags issued by the CIACC Custodial Engineer. Te CIASU will then be responsible for mailing invitations (RSVP) to all persons interested in watching Union members "drag the trash out into the streets" on the last Monday of every month. LeCACA will also help students coordinate a monthly "Hot-Seat" to be occupied by the most recent violator of CIASU moral and legal codes. It was lastly decided by unanimous vote that announcement of this new position be issued nationally and screening of applicants begun immediately. However, there is concern within the CIASU that hiring of LeCACA may be delayed for two or more years in compliance with SSS's unwritten, but well-known, policy for finding a suitable applicant. 13
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COCKROACH VS. SIZE #9 The mother creeps cautiously across last night's remains, looking in all directions; feeling for the safest way to make it to the bag of stale (Fried-To-A-Crackly-Cruch) CHEETOS. She makes a run for it! Look at her go! Damn those things can move. stomp stomp missed...shit Where did she go now? I should have known-- behind the Doritos. Come out and fight like a woman. Oh shit! There she goes. stomp stomp CruncH Oh no, she's still alive with two legs & half of a body, her antennae waving frantically once again, feeling for the right path once again, for survival otra vez.. stomp CruncH a split-second period of mourning for a Cucaracha and Size No.9 is back in -Action- *-*-*-*-*-* DESTRAMPE!! [hand drawing of bug spray] IOWA CITY (CIASU) -- According to Special Support Services spokesman, Jolene Fields, a new liason position has been created to mediate differences between the Chicano-Indian American Student and SSS. The idea for this position surfaced when several persons expressed the need for a neutral figure to referee SSS andCIASU encounter sessions. In response to this need department chiefs met las Sunday afternoon at home of an anonymous staff member to discuss the specific responsibilities and title of this proposed addition to their "family." In order to satisfy federal rulings, the Iowa Human Rights Policy, and similar regulations which prohibit titles discriminating against race, color, sex, cats, dogs, and even pet rocks, it was decided that the newly created position would be called the Legal Coordinator of Active Conflictual Affairs, more easily referred to as LeCACA. The job description has been "tentatively" outlined and states, in brief, that LeCACA will work outside the normal office hours at both SSS and the CIACC (with entrance keys of course) to do extensive research which will be stored in large yellow bags issued by the CIACC Custodial Engineer. Te CIASU will then be responsible for mailing invitations (RSVP) to all persons interested in watching Union members "drag the trash out into the streets" on the last Monday of every month. LeCACA will also help students coordinate a monthly "Hot-Seat" to be occupied by the most recent violator of CIASU moral and legal codes. It was lastly decided by unanimous vote that announcement of this new position be issued nationally and screening of applicants begun immediately. However, there is concern within the CIASU that hiring of LeCACA may be delayed for two or more years in compliance with SSS's unwritten, but well-known, policy for finding a suitable applicant. 13
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