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Stefantasy, v. 5, issue 2, June 1949

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Bus owners and operators:

Be sure the dope you add to your gas is genuine

PIUKMOR "A"

You need ad only one ounce per five gallons of gas for most effective results! When PIUKMOR "A" is used consistently in this proportion your exhaust fumes will asphyxiate any motorists following you and nauseate anyone within a radius of one mile.

Why put up with those private motorists who insist upon using your highways? Some of them are pretty hard to discourage, but one whiff of PIUKMORE "A" will do it.

We also make PIUKMOR "B" for trucks. Since trucks are bigger than busses and crawl even more slowly up the hills, they usually do not have quite so nauseous a built-in stench. For this reason PIUKMOR "B", while used in the same proportion as PIUKMOR "A", is more concentrated and thus costs a little more.

We scour the world for impure ingredients in order to rigidly maintain PIUKMOR quality and efficiency.

The smelliest busses and trucks use only PIUKMOR

JUGGERNAUT SUPPLY CORP.

23 Haug Road     Bilkton, Pa.

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Bus owners and operators: Be sure the dope you add to your gas is genuine PIUKMOR "A" You need ad only one ounce per five gallons of gas for most effective results! When PIUKMOR "A" is used consistently in this proportion your exhaust fumes will asphyxiate any motorists following you and nauseate anyone within a radius of one mile. Why put up with those private motorists who insist upon using your highways? Some of them are pretty hard to discourage, but one whiff of PIUKMORE "A" will do it. We also make PIUKMOR "B" for trucks. Since trucks are bigger than busses and crawl even more slowly up the hills, they usually do not have quite so nauseous a built-in stench. For this reason PIUKMOR "B", while used in the same proportion as PIUKMOR "A", is more concentrated and thus costs a little more. We scour the world for impure ingredients in order to rigidly maintain PIUKMOR quality and efficiency. The smelliest busses and trucks use only PIUKMOR JUGGERNAUT SUPPLY CORP. 23 Haug Road Bilkton, Pa.