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Chanticlucks Cullings from the Rooster's correspondence Dear Walt: As for the exact connotations of the word WUDGY, I can't really state with definite assurance what the word does mean. It's actual suggestion is very re-mote even to the membership of the secret inner-circle of the MFS. Doubtless the word has been handed down from father to son from the dim, misty days when Atlan-tis was yet a thing to come; or perhaps it originated in some blasphemous region Beyond the Stars--out where They dwell in unspeakable surroundings. Most certainly by the nameless acolytes of the Hyper-God of Namp. At any rate, the ritual in which this word was used is not long dead and forgotten, which is good, and the word's meaning has been twisted and warped through the ages to suggest a subtle combination of "raucous-bawdy-hilarious-corny". I'm shocked at the disclosure that Manse likes dirty literature. Why, when we used to get-together back at the old meetings, the subject of sex was definite-ly taboo, and anyone who even hinted at such disgusting ideas of sex was forthwith ban-ned from the club without even a second chance, and was never granted a pardon by the High Potentate of Ploo, Mr. Samuel Davenport Russell. As a matter of fact, there was at one time a move to force Russell to change his middle name, because it is too reminiscent of a piece of furniture commonly used for such vulgar prac-tices as (dare I say it?) "necking", and. . . well, "necking". But Mr. Russell countered with a remarkable speech in which he stated that his name was not neces-sarily associated with such practices, but was done so only by the subconscious mind-in-the-gutter instincts inherent, unfortunately, in every healthy male per-son. And he informed us that the word was in reality an ancient, and honorable one, being derived from old Nampian and meaning, in its broader sense "tru love", or "idealistic love", instead of the baser instincts which are not love-motives but dark passion. The above is the beginning of an article entitled "Pure Fantasy". Foggily, Phil Remember the rooster that wore red pants. Granny Nooyak--World Slanton W.X.Y.Z. Liebscher c/o A.B.C.Ashley Cheerio: Oh, happy day! Oh, lucky Liebscher ((in the middle again))! Mary, myself, and maybe Ecco will be in Bottle Cap the first week in November! Did you get the September issue of Shangri-La'ffairs? Lucky Liebscher is getting around. Photo and 3 toothpicks arrived. We Glee. Boob
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Chanticlucks Cullings from the Rooster's correspondence Dear Walt: As for the exact connotations of the word WUDGY, I can't really state with definite assurance what the word does mean. It's actual suggestion is very re-mote even to the membership of the secret inner-circle of the MFS. Doubtless the word has been handed down from father to son from the dim, misty days when Atlan-tis was yet a thing to come; or perhaps it originated in some blasphemous region Beyond the Stars--out where They dwell in unspeakable surroundings. Most certainly by the nameless acolytes of the Hyper-God of Namp. At any rate, the ritual in which this word was used is not long dead and forgotten, which is good, and the word's meaning has been twisted and warped through the ages to suggest a subtle combination of "raucous-bawdy-hilarious-corny". I'm shocked at the disclosure that Manse likes dirty literature. Why, when we used to get-together back at the old meetings, the subject of sex was definite-ly taboo, and anyone who even hinted at such disgusting ideas of sex was forthwith ban-ned from the club without even a second chance, and was never granted a pardon by the High Potentate of Ploo, Mr. Samuel Davenport Russell. As a matter of fact, there was at one time a move to force Russell to change his middle name, because it is too reminiscent of a piece of furniture commonly used for such vulgar prac-tices as (dare I say it?) "necking", and. . . well, "necking". But Mr. Russell countered with a remarkable speech in which he stated that his name was not neces-sarily associated with such practices, but was done so only by the subconscious mind-in-the-gutter instincts inherent, unfortunately, in every healthy male per-son. And he informed us that the word was in reality an ancient, and honorable one, being derived from old Nampian and meaning, in its broader sense "tru love", or "idealistic love", instead of the baser instincts which are not love-motives but dark passion. The above is the beginning of an article entitled "Pure Fantasy". Foggily, Phil Remember the rooster that wore red pants. Granny Nooyak--World Slanton W.X.Y.Z. Liebscher c/o A.B.C.Ashley Cheerio: Oh, happy day! Oh, lucky Liebscher ((in the middle again))! Mary, myself, and maybe Ecco will be in Bottle Cap the first week in November! Did you get the September issue of Shangri-La'ffairs? Lucky Liebscher is getting around. Photo and 3 toothpicks arrived. We Glee. Boob
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