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Fan-Atic, v. 2, issue 1, whole no. 4, July 1941
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THE BULLETIN OF THE UN-INTELLECTUAL BROTHERHOOD OF ANTI SCIENTISTS ITS ONE AND ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DO AWAY WITH ALL POSSIBLE FORMS OF SCIENCE AND NOT ONLY MUST WE PREACH THIS NEW CRUSADE, WE MUST PRACTICE IT TOO. WE MUST DO THINGS IN THE MOST INEFFICIENT AND OBSOLETE WAYS POSSIBLE. THAT IS WHY THIS HOLY MESSAGE IS NOT BEING MIMEOGRAPHED OR PRINTED, BUT DONE ON THE SLOW, OUT-OF-DATE, HEKTOGRAF. WE ARE SORRY, EXTREMELY SO, THAT THIS IS BEING DISTRIBUTED BY AN EFFICIENT METHOD. WE HAD PLANNED TO DO IT BY COURIER, BUT THE ONLY COURIER WE COULD GET, A DARKY BOY, FLED WHEN HE LEARNED THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO GO SOUTH TO GILBERT. IT SEEMS THAT HE WAS AN OLD SLAVE WHO HAD ESCAPED FROM GILBERT AND HIS BRUTAL OVERSEER, JENKINS. THE POOR FELLOW DIDN'T DARE GO SOUTH AGAIN. [Very faint green ink paragraph.] WE REALIZE THAT WE'LL BE PERSECUTED BY VAN HOUTEN AND HIS PRO-SCIENTISTS, THAT OUR VERY LIVES ARE IN DANGER FROM THESE FIENDS WHO WOULD SUPPORT THAT MONSTER, SCIENCE. (OVER)
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THE BULLETIN OF THE UN-INTELLECTUAL BROTHERHOOD OF ANTI SCIENTISTS ITS ONE AND ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DO AWAY WITH ALL POSSIBLE FORMS OF SCIENCE AND NOT ONLY MUST WE PREACH THIS NEW CRUSADE, WE MUST PRACTICE IT TOO. WE MUST DO THINGS IN THE MOST INEFFICIENT AND OBSOLETE WAYS POSSIBLE. THAT IS WHY THIS HOLY MESSAGE IS NOT BEING MIMEOGRAPHED OR PRINTED, BUT DONE ON THE SLOW, OUT-OF-DATE, HEKTOGRAF. WE ARE SORRY, EXTREMELY SO, THAT THIS IS BEING DISTRIBUTED BY AN EFFICIENT METHOD. WE HAD PLANNED TO DO IT BY COURIER, BUT THE ONLY COURIER WE COULD GET, A DARKY BOY, FLED WHEN HE LEARNED THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO GO SOUTH TO GILBERT. IT SEEMS THAT HE WAS AN OLD SLAVE WHO HAD ESCAPED FROM GILBERT AND HIS BRUTAL OVERSEER, JENKINS. THE POOR FELLOW DIDN'T DARE GO SOUTH AGAIN. [Very faint green ink paragraph.] WE REALIZE THAT WE'LL BE PERSECUTED BY VAN HOUTEN AND HIS PRO-SCIENTISTS, THAT OUR VERY LIVES ARE IN DANGER FROM THESE FIENDS WHO WOULD SUPPORT THAT MONSTER, SCIENCE. (OVER)
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