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Illegitimate publication of the Portland Science-Fantasy Society Soccisl CTMV FTION Supplement Yep, Cinvention in '49; Corvention in '50. Remember, a pound of porvention is worth a ton of curare, as the man said. Or do you like Porcon better? Porcon what, you ask. Well, Procon rye! Yuk-yuk-yuk Actually, there's no good reason for coming out here. There's big bad bears and Indians in the hills. Of course, you might see our Mt. Hood;- if it isn't raining. The fishing is pretty good; and you could get in on the Astoria salmon derby; but the steelhead and the salmon probably won't run next year. It's a long way out here, too. Sure, there's people here; but do you have to see Donaldson to see a 412-pound fan? And Waible-shucks, every town has its counter part of 3rd & Burnside. Berry will probably try to line you up for the ASS0BS, he's such a persistent cuss. Phillips? -he'll probably try to line you up> For Ken, that is. Day? -one track mind on that boy - all he thinks about is the next issue of the FANSCIENT. Yeah, if you like chess, Salta and Ford and Davis will be hanging around looking for suckers. they know their creeps. The De Coureys are interesting, too;- they've got an awfully cute motorcycle. Williams just got married; but he ought to be back in circulation by then. Bullard will either be out in the woods, or trading stamps, or something equally foolish. Possibly La Newbury will pose -- we are now raising funds for a new towel, the old one being slightly worn. And La Sharp, without too much persuasion, will hold forth on parliamentary law. If anyone mentions beer, you can find Ashton up near the head of the line. Wright will be around to sneer at PSFS, seeing as how he has a club of his own in Eugene. Walsted, another furriner, will probably show up, dragging his tugboat behind him, looking for trades in art work. the phantom Sylvester may even come wolfing. And there'll no doubt be a Carr-load down from Seattle. La Michel is possibly worth seeing, though perhaps not 3000 miles worth. And so it goes. People -- yes, we got 'em. Activities???? Beer, talk, beer, book-swapping, beer, art-swapping, beer, chess, beer, auctions, food, (the dickens with the beer, you can get that anywhere) more talk, and if anybody happens to leave the door open, Prof. Mudslob will probably trickle in with his IMT machine and insist on a demonstration. Famous names?? Of course;- look at the list above! Ah -- Portland, the City of Roses! But think of your hay fever. If you had any sense, you'd stay home. But since you're all fans, you'll probably come on out. Wee-ell, all the roads lead this way, anyhow; so you shouldn't get lost. And there's a map on the back. Okay;- I'll see you here, but don't say I didn't warn you. pierre lecrud-
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Illegitimate publication of the Portland Science-Fantasy Society Soccisl CTMV FTION Supplement Yep, Cinvention in '49; Corvention in '50. Remember, a pound of porvention is worth a ton of curare, as the man said. Or do you like Porcon better? Porcon what, you ask. Well, Procon rye! Yuk-yuk-yuk Actually, there's no good reason for coming out here. There's big bad bears and Indians in the hills. Of course, you might see our Mt. Hood;- if it isn't raining. The fishing is pretty good; and you could get in on the Astoria salmon derby; but the steelhead and the salmon probably won't run next year. It's a long way out here, too. Sure, there's people here; but do you have to see Donaldson to see a 412-pound fan? And Waible-shucks, every town has its counter part of 3rd & Burnside. Berry will probably try to line you up for the ASS0BS, he's such a persistent cuss. Phillips? -he'll probably try to line you up> For Ken, that is. Day? -one track mind on that boy - all he thinks about is the next issue of the FANSCIENT. Yeah, if you like chess, Salta and Ford and Davis will be hanging around looking for suckers. they know their creeps. The De Coureys are interesting, too;- they've got an awfully cute motorcycle. Williams just got married; but he ought to be back in circulation by then. Bullard will either be out in the woods, or trading stamps, or something equally foolish. Possibly La Newbury will pose -- we are now raising funds for a new towel, the old one being slightly worn. And La Sharp, without too much persuasion, will hold forth on parliamentary law. If anyone mentions beer, you can find Ashton up near the head of the line. Wright will be around to sneer at PSFS, seeing as how he has a club of his own in Eugene. Walsted, another furriner, will probably show up, dragging his tugboat behind him, looking for trades in art work. the phantom Sylvester may even come wolfing. And there'll no doubt be a Carr-load down from Seattle. La Michel is possibly worth seeing, though perhaps not 3000 miles worth. And so it goes. People -- yes, we got 'em. Activities???? Beer, talk, beer, book-swapping, beer, art-swapping, beer, chess, beer, auctions, food, (the dickens with the beer, you can get that anywhere) more talk, and if anybody happens to leave the door open, Prof. Mudslob will probably trickle in with his IMT machine and insist on a demonstration. Famous names?? Of course;- look at the list above! Ah -- Portland, the City of Roses! But think of your hay fever. If you had any sense, you'd stay home. But since you're all fans, you'll probably come on out. Wee-ell, all the roads lead this way, anyhow; so you shouldn't get lost. And there's a map on the back. Okay;- I'll see you here, but don't say I didn't warn you. pierre lecrud-
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